You are in no mood for this kind of thing today. This man has ruined a perfectly good bit of lying around. You decide to make him do more than just preach to you.

You: God can't have any news for me. In fact, I don't even believe that God exists.

Aaron: Well, God believes in you. He has faith in your ability to become a good Christian, walking the straight and narrow path, and I am here to help you down that path. Now tell me, why don't you believe in our Lord, from who all good things come?

How do you respond?

  1. Because there is no proof of his existence. Go
  2. Because his existence cannot be proven. Go
  3. Because I do not wish to. Go
  4. Because I do not believe in things that do not exist. Go