You are in no mood for this kind of thing today. This man has ruined a perfectly good bit of lying around. You decide to make him do more than just preach to you.
You: God can't have any news for me. In fact, I don't even believe that God exists.
Aaron: Well, God believes in you. He has faith in your ability to become a good Christian, walking the straight and narrow path, and I am here to help you down that path. Now tell me, why don't you believe in our Lord, from who all good things come?