You: Your own Bible would disagree with you. Doesn't it say that God is a jealous God?*

Aaron: In the old testiment, yes, but the coming of Christ has put those times behind us. Can I assume from this question that you now recognize the Bible as a source of wisdom about God?

You: No, not at all.

Aaron: Then I would appreciate your not trying to use it toward your own ends. That hardly seems fair, now does it?

You: Well, I suppose not. Answer me this then...